I’m taking this one down after a day since I still live around a few people who might be able to figure out the little person involved. There aren’t a whole lot in my town ya know… (I’ll re-post it once I move or something and add details, ones that still remain after I binged drank for years afterward to try and forget it). I’m going to have to take a klonopin just to write through this.
Ok so I’ll be brief, I just don’t want to forget this as it is so strange and it just popped into my head in a dream so I’m going to write about it.
Of course there was alcohol, lots of it for everyone at this small get together. Actually the “little person” had bought me a nice bottle of Crown Royal which I didn’t think too much about at the time other than she was a cool little person (but I did wonder how she convinced the liquor store she was over 21….). So about five of us are very intoxicated and decide to go to sleep. Well one guy was already almost passed out on the couch and this was a small apartment so I had a choice of sleeping in the bed with the little person or the floor. I then made the mistake that haunted me for years, and for some reason only now it’s funny…but still traumatic (seriously, this is some PTSD stuff right here).
Ok so there I am in the bed with the midget (little person, whatever), I fall asleep for I’m guessing 15 minutes or so. I wake up to a horrific site to a naked 4 foot beast on top of me. This was no lucid dream, it was a real life nightmare of the worst kind. I thought snakes and spiders were my biggest fears alongside death itself but there was a new contender in town.
I was in shock for a few seconds and by impulse I did all I knew to do, throw her off me. And my calculations were off a bit due to my intoxicated state and the fact she weighed only about 1/3rd the average person. She almost hit the ceiling I threw her so hard straight up to get off me, and thankfully I turned so she didn’t land right back on me, otherwise it could have accidentally turned consensual on my part (nice visual imagery huh?).
So nothing happened, but for months this individual carried around the boxers she took off me while I was asleep and carried them like a flag in a parade. That was so embarrassing and hard to prove nothing happened, I mean she did have my boxers.
Words of wisdom – I have no idea! Don’t get drunk with midgets? That doesn’t sound right, they can be quite fun to be around. Ok well just don’t end up drunk in the bed with one who you even slightly suspect might try and rape you in your sleep (or any sized person for that. And always remember nothing is free in this world, especially alcohol.
(And she was mentally ill, but I won’t go into that, it’s really sad so I don’t want this story to be personal to anyone but me).